Open the fucking door!

I finished my paper for women's history that was eating away at my brain.
I am not very fond of that class.
it's so girly and I think it gives feminism a bad name, mostly because all of the students are kind of retarded. And the professor is so upbeat and giggly and patronising.
I mean, it seems kind of ridiculous to burst into girlish laughter in the middle of a lecture about human trafficking.
Maybe it's just me..

I went to all of my classes today.
And then I went grocery shopping.
And I was on the train coming home, when the strangest thing happened.
This man wanted to get off the train, but the back door was broken. We all knew it was broken, we'd seen that it hadn't opened for any of the previous stops.
But apparently this man was oblivious to that.
He stomps through the aisle and knocks over my grocery bag.
And then he pushes the emergency button to talk to the train conductor.
He screams "Open the fucking door!"
The conductor, cool and collected, calmly replies, "alright, motherfucker."

And everyone on the train just starts laughing at this angry fool.

He rushed off of the train and tripped down the stairs in his huffy getaway.
It was so weird and funny.

I'm glad that I rarely feel that angry.
I'm also glad that I don't wear socks with sandals.